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Z95.3 FM CONTEST:The year of Bobby is for real and monday was just another case. I was listening to the radio and they were having Z Trivia and the question was which former basketball player is Mike Bibby's father? Since I knew the answer (Henry Bibby, for anyone who cares), I figured I should call. On my third try, I got through and when all was said done, I was a winner! So what did my great knowledge of basketball player's family trees get me? An autographed Mike Bibby jersey (nice!), 4 tickets to Barney's Magical Castle (not exactly my cup of tea), the Massive Hits 3 CD (ok) and some free pizza deal from PanaGo (yeah!). This is another evident case of year of the Bobby.
BASKETBALL JONES: It's been a fairly slow week for basketball cuz I've been working or busy most of the time when it's nice out. Regardless, I still got in my monday game with Jeff. All was going well and I was winning 10-3 and it was my ball, game point. Then I see Jory and tell him to watch me finish this. Suddenly Jeff is the one doing damage and it's 10-5. I proceed to get my head out the clouds on the next possesion and knock down a nice double pump shot from inside the key to win it. After that, I had to make an hour long walk to work which really sucked. But victory made it worthwhile.
GOLF:Just one week after seeing my incredible talents published in a newsletter, I was humbled in a round of pitch n putt. I went last tuesday to play against Andrea and I was so sure I was gonna win that I was talking trash from the jumpoff. As an ode to Outkast, I put her name down as "Andre 3000" and mine as "Daddy Fat Sax". After nine holes, I was tied with her (thanks to a nice comeback by me), but then, the wheels fell off and she broke out a can of whup ass on me and I ended up losing by six strokes. I hang my head in shame.
MOSCROP'S RISE OVER: A sad day came on thursday when Moscrop's great cinderella season was ended. After beating St. George's on wednesday, Moscrop played New West to see who would get the chance to go to provincials. Whoever won was almost certain of making it. Unfortunately, Moscrop lost by 12. But that's ok, considering this is the second year of their senior basketball program, I think that 7th place in the Lower Mainland is good. A lot better than the 6th place in the CITY that Burnaby Central did (hahaha...suckers!).
TYLER'S BIRTHDAY: Saturday night, we celebrated Big Head Dogg's birthday at Wild Coyote. It was pretty sweet. The only bad thing was we didn't reach our goal of getting Tyler crawling in less than 45 minutes. In fact, he was pretty good throughout the night. Negative points for him giving one of his two drinks at one point to Dave...that was so weak. But let's think of some highlights..ummm...before we left, we were watching a lacrosse highlight video at Ty's place and Mike pretty much had half of a 26 of rum with just enough coke to change the color. Merlin was an all-star and had some chicks staring at him dance, but he wussed out on approaching some girl even though I was leading. By the way, if you're reading this Merlin, you were right, the girl with that shirt with the furry hood was asking for you after. She was sad when we told her you were gone. Back to the story though, the greatest moment was when they played "The Next Episode" and some guy in all black, wearing some tan colored Wallabees was doing the C-Walk. This guy was smoother than a hot comb running through nappy ass hair. I was in dire need to do the c-walk, but I had my Hush Puppies on. Combined with the sticky floor, I probably would've torn my knee doing it. Anyways, most of us crashed at Ty's to end the killer night. Good times had by all.
TV FUN:So much good tv times this week, it was sweet. First off, Snoop Dogg guests as a pimp on King Of The Hill. Then there was the final episode of Temptation Island. I waited so long for it and, to my disappointment, no one broke up. What the hell was that all about? You would that Fox, not exactly the classiest tv network, would've had at least one couple have some brutal breakup. But no, everyone stayed together and showed how "true love prevails in the end". What a hoax. Finally, a classic episode of Jay Walking on Leno the other day. They were asking E-Swift (the producer and DJ for Tha Alkaholiks) if he's ever been caught cheating and how you get out of it. His best advice was to pretend you are still drunk and say something like "Hey! What are you doing here? Get out of my bed, I don't know you!". Sounds fool-proof to me.
NBI: Friday night, I went to the NBI with Tyler and the other 2/3rds of the Evil enterprise. It was such an amazing night. It started off by Graham not having to buy one drink. Unbelievable. I only bought one and mothered it all night long. The first girl who came on stage had the most amazing set of fake breasts. I am not a big fan of that type of thing, but she broke the mold. The last girl though was like the hottest girl ever. The only question is whether or not she has brains. If she does, the girl is the complete package. Even if she doesn't, you could ignore that with her body. It was heaven-sent. After her set, we left cuz we figured that it would be the ultimate high note to leave on.
SALMON AWARD: This week's salmon award had quite some competition. But
the winner this week is Stephen Green. Stephen is now "Master of Ceremonies
and Peace". As he would describe, it is "wise and simple, like the samurai".
Way to go, Stephen! And to the others, your day will come soon.
On a sidenote, I would like to thank Stephen for that killer pic of Mr. T. It fits in perfectly. Thanks man.
BABE BATTLE 7: In last week's babe battle, Leila Arcieri absolutely pasted Yamila Diaz-Rahi 18 votes to 2. That is the most lopsided win in babe battle's brief history. This week, it's a supermodel battle. Victoria's Secret and Guess model, Laetitia Casta goes up against future Ms. DiCaprio (grrrrrrrrr) Gisele Bundschen. CLICK HERE TO VOTE ON THIS WEEK'S BATTLE.
SURVIVOR 2: Survivor brought another great episode, despite it's mild
deception. I came in expecting someone to be gored by a crocodile but that didn't
happen. However, when Mike was tending to the fire as usual, he inhaled some
smoke and passed out into the fire causing himself to be very badly burnt. It
was a pretty gross scene. Unfortunately, that turn of events caused Mike to
leave the outback and now the tribes go into the merge even at 5 members a piece.
Other news, the Kucha tribe won another food challenge. The main reason for
that was due to Amber severly lacking any knowledge of direction. Oh well, no
biggie, they only lost the picnic of gods (Mountain Dew and Doritos). Finally,
Colby is showing signs of insanity. His latest problem is that he can't stand
Jerri and Amber talking about sexual fantasies involving desserts. It makes
him extra miffed knowing that Jerri is thinking of him in those fantasies. Sure she's no Elisabeth, but wake up Colby, you are in the barren bushes of Australia eating grass and living like an animal. Wouldn't a little tail make your stay a little better?
AFRO NEWS: I rocked the afro sunday to my bball game at the ghetto court and it got nothing but love (except for when my one friend laughed the first five minutes after he saw me). It was great.
WINGMAN THEORY: Darcy, I received this letter to settle the wingman debate. The facts are confirmed by soon-to-pilot and Lieutenant General of Aeronautics Chris Hodgson. Check it out:
"to darcy hughes
in reagrds to the debate over the role of a wingman in bar slang, top gun, and in aronautics:
Our own Lieutenant General of Aeronautics and creator of the Hodge job, has settled this controversy.
Goose is not a wingman in any sense. His role in the bar in top gun is as a coach. He has a wife and the comment about "i guess it's my turn to make the bet" was made in jest.
The mere fact that you would assume that he would cheat on meg ryan is a insult to goose, God rest his soul.
In nautical terms, Goose is not a wingman, he is in fact a "rio".
A rio is the one who sits behind you. A wingman is the person who flys with you on your wing.
Wingmen are equal in every sense. They fly and if one has a better shot, the other gives support and the same is expected in return. If one shoots down more than the other he is still expected to cover the other in the event he has a good shot."
WARREN'S COOL THING OF THE WEEK: Warren's cool thing of the week was a last-minute entry, but well worth the wait. God bless The Jetsons.
And simply cuz I have no idea where else to put this, I'll put it here. Sure it seems like a normal football card, but check out this guy's name.
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