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New Year's Madness
Golf and Basketball Highlights
Fall of an Empire
Salmon Award: Chris Hodgson
The Thai Experience
Party at Crista's
What A Girl Wants
Miami's Vice
Random Notes




NEW YEAR'S MADNESS: On New Year's, I went to Chris Hodgson's house party and hats off to him for throwing a tight party. There were so many highlights. I ate about 2 whole trays of chicken wings out of the 3 he made all night. I am the king!!! Also, I managed to lose every game of pool I played however I managed to stay close to Hodge in snooker. Not too shabby for my first time at the game. Other great highlights included some guy named Matt drinking plain lemon juice, going in the hot tub, watching Julio act the fool, and seeing everyone there. All in all it was good times. So good, I managed to get about 2 rolls of pictures from the action. To view the photo album, CLICK HERE.


GOLF AND BASKETBALL HIGHLIGHTS: I kicked off the new year of athletics on the 2nd of January after work (side note: working at 9 am on the 2nd of January sucks big time). Jeff and I went out for some skins game action at the pitch and putt and he got his revenge beating me 10 holes to 5. It was a crushing defeat and I got some highlights of Jeff.

Jeff posing by his money shot
Jeff taking a tough shot

However, when we hit the basketball court, I got my revenge. After some ample warm-up time, I took it to him like a pro and beat him in a game of one-on-one with the smoothness of a pimp on Sunset. Check out the pics of Jeff dunking and celebrating in these pics.

Jeff going baseline
Dunk in motion part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
A celebration for the ages





FALL OF AN EMPIRE: This past week, I ate my candyhouse. It finally breathed it's final breath. Piece by piece, wall by wall, it crumbled to the ground and is now just a pile of candyless pieces of sugar walls. Check out the pic of the remains in this (blurry) pic HERE.




SALMON AWARD GOES TO CHRIS HODGSON: This week's winner of the salmon award for newly appointed title is Chris Hodgson. Chris was recently named Supreme General of Aeronautical Travel of the First Regime. Chris goes to pilot school.



THE THAI EXPERIENCE: I woke up thursday morning at a bit before noon and went out to some Thai restaurant for breakfast with my friends. It was basically just having lunch as my first meal. They had cool stuff on the menu like "Phat Tai Guy". But what I was really tempted to order was "Phat Phuk on rice". However, when the moment of truth arrived, I ordered Combo Special #1. You really can't get a better value for \$5.50.

After that, most of us went ice skating which was amazing fun. My inability to stop like hockey players didn't make me look like a fool. Which was good because there was a really good looking girl working there and as if she knew to send out the siren's call, she kept skating around lots. Damn women always trying to bait you. Just kidding, ladies, I love you all.


PARTY AT CRISTA'S: Warren took me to Crista's house for a little shindig and it was pretty cool. I wasn't too happy that Crista wouldn't let us near her fridge. I thought I was gonna die and we couldn't even LOOK in the fridge. Whatever. We played the god game and it wasn't that good because Warren wasn't a great god that day but everyone has off-days. We went downstairs to chill and talk about hair for a bit and Crista's sister and her friends kept listening to our conversation. As a fee, I made them give me some chewy fruit candies. They were delicious. I also took two Pepsis from the back. I played Hodge in Mariokart 64 and lost 8-4 in battle, but I won the last two matches. I also hit him in the sack and then he chased me. In a sad attempt to beat me up, he tried to pull some weak submission move on me and I began to bludgeon him like I was his pimp. That was the highlight of all.

The best part was leaving though. Andrea drove me home and Jen was in the car, but I made them stray away from Bobbyville and took them on a tour of Burnaby showing them my old neighboorhood and where I worked. We ended up going on a full out adventure that included stops at the wheat pool (it smells like rotten fish there), the part of hastings in north Burnaby that has the pretty lights, the 24 hour Home Depot where I saw Joe and he was talking to these girls that totally wanted me. We also went to Stanley Park and drove aimlessly and we saw a crazy car accident involving a taxi by the Holiday Inn downtown. I ended up home at around 3:45 am. It was good times. Crazy good times. Jen and Andrea, if you are reading this, you owe me because I know that was the most fun you have had in the longest time.





WHAT A GIRL WANTS: Lately, I have rediscovered my liking of listening to Christina Aguilera. I seem to listen to What A Girl Wants quite a lot often. I think it happened after I saw a commercial for that Mel Gibson movie and it was playing that song in the background. Am I becoming super-sensitive or something? I am puzzled and lost. Help me find my way.








MIAMI'S VICE: Well, the Miami Hurricanes finished the season 11-1 and number 2 in the nation in college football. I was really choked because if Oklahoma lost the Sugar Bowl but no, Florida State had to pick the wrong game to play a stinker. I'm not bitter, even though I felt the Hurricanes got a raw deal by not being chosen to play for the national championship.

On a side note, Washington won the Rose Bowl. I thought I would mention this since last week, I talked about Hans and how he goes to U of W. Congrats, Hans.



RANDOM NOTES



Last week, I reported that Chris Phillips won the salmon award after being named the Deputy Secretary of the Northwestern Regime. Well, Lieutenant Seargeant General of the First Regime Warren Mills has brought to my attention that Chris is being done an injustice. He feels that due to Chris's extensive knowledge of beer, he should be named Deputy Minister of Beer Related Relations of the First Regime. Chris likes this name better so congrats on your new(er) title.


I promised my man, Darcy, that I would give him a shout out here. What's up Darcy. I am depending on you to bring my razor back...and the highlight reel. Don't forget to toss up your BD on my side of town.








I have a great pyramid scheme type plan to make this fan club huge. If everyone tells just one person to join my club and then that person does the same and so on, I will be able to quickly reach my goal of 1 million fans. So work with me people and help FunBo out.




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One last thing. Last saturday, Wild Coyote was very weak. It was a total sausage party and I wasn't too pleased. Basically, I just wasted money drinking there. That's not good.










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