Last week in an epic babe battle, Warren beat me to the curb. I am severely hurt by this. Warren won 36-12, furthermore proving that democracy sucks. Just to let you know, my counter can tell me who voted for who so I know who all you evil bastards are. To the 12 who voted for me, thank you. To the 36 who voted for Warren, thank you too. Anyways, while I cry in the corner at my latest defeat, check out this week's babe battle: Surfer Veronica Kay vs. tv "star" Tessie Santiago.