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Teddy decided to have a party and called his friends. "This will be great fun"
said Teddy.
At first, the party was a success, so many people arrived.
Later, pee olympics broke out where guys went one on one to see who could pee the farthest off the balcony. The girls had an impromptu wet t-shirt contest when they were unexpectedly thrown into the pool.
People raided fridges and coolers all over taking beer and alcohol that wasn't theirs. As the alcohol was consumed, trouble ensued.
"Hey that's my beer!" proclaimed a girl.
Confused, one of the beer thieves, acted on his cyncial impulse and slapped the girl.
Angry mobs spilt into groups and decided to settle this the old fashioned way...four-square.
When all was said and done, Don King was the winner and happiness was restored to the party. The end.
Moral: Party responsibly, play four-square.