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In case it's hard to read, I added the text below the pic to make the story easier to read.
Curious George was celebrating his latest book. His brother, Furious George, wasn't so impressed.
"I don't get it, said Furious George, "he's just a monkey like me. I'll shown them what I can do!"
Furious George began a series of random stick beatings on people, but he wasn't satisfied.
Convinced that the world must pay for his unhappiness, he created genetically altered birds that attack and infect their victims with Chinese Bird Flu.
The birds attacked everything: people, cows, chickens, fish...even Howard Stern.
Food and crops went rotten so those who didn't die from pestilence, soon fell to famine.
Curious George tried to stop the madness, but was killed by the mutant birds. Furious laughed as he realized that one monkey rules the world.
Until the mutant birds formed a mutiny and killed Furious George. The End.
Moral: Don't trust your science project